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Stallone-Pacquiao The Movie

Posted: October 4, 2009 in jokes

Another laughtrip from Chico Garcia… hahaha 😀

At the time, we did news that Sylvester Stallone wanted to do a movie with Manny Pacquiao. Looking back, I guess it might not push through, since we’ve never really heard anything about it since. But who knows, Hollywood has come up with some of the oddest pairings, so why not a Sly-Pacman movie?

January 15, 2009 → The Top Ten Titles For The Stallone-Pacquiao Movie – Jose de vengenge

1. Tomodache – “Pac You!”

2. Pancakes – “Buksingin Mo Ko, Lalaking Matapang (Akin Ka, Balboa)”

3. Pancakes – “Ilyen Birsus Pridator”

4. Alias Pusa – “Manny, Kicking Pinoy”

5. McMaki – “Mani At Rambo-tan (Para Sa Yo Ang Mubing Ito)”

6. Rodel – “Stop, Or Manny Will Talk”

7. Jesse Jude – “Rocky Sibin”

8. Lagendairy/McDenzel/Bobidax – “Hidden Soldiers” (Tungkol sa mga sundalong may balakubak)

9. Pendongs – “Si Rocky At Ang Taling Nagkapilipilipilitpit”

10. The Game – “My Quotes And I” (About Manny and Stallone who plays his coach)

11. Curt Smith/Danyel – “Blow By Blow (Brokeback Boxing)”

12. Simon Walker – Manny And Sylvester (Ay Towt Ay Tow A Putiket)”

13. Chelsi – “3rd Rocky From Gen San”

14. Draco’s Biatch/Ang Manunusok – “Toilet” (Manny and Sly as vampires)

15. Acer – “Let’s Get Ready To Rambo!”

16. Lyra – “Extreme Bok-Sing”

17. Specialist – “Pasko, Paksiw, Pacquiao”

18. PigDoctor – “Akin Ang Gen San, Yours Is Da L.A.!”

19. Mr. Perk – “Pacman Eats Talong”

20. Chito Resurreccion – “You, Me, & Jenky”

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Wagas na Pag-Ibig

Posted: September 5, 2008 in jokes
Wagas na Pag-ibig: A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time in a near land… there lived a princess whom everyone adored. Her name is Sinde…

Princess Sinde is sooo cute that every prince would come to her hut… Offering her jewelries from Divisoria, clothes made from China, shoes from Korea. BUT her heart longs for something. She longs for it badly that it made her sleep. Her army of dwarves search every corner of the kingdom to find the magic gasera that will wake her. But they searched in vain. Losing all hope, the dwarves joined the touring circus leaving Princess Sinde behind. As time went by, Princess Sinde still sleep so serenely.

Then Prince Pirate from the other side of Quiapo is running away from the wicked step-momMMDA. He passed by Princess Sinde’s hut, shouting fast “Debede Debede Debede”… with those magic words, Princess Sinde suddenly woke up… rushed to the door and shouted “Debede Debede Debede”…


With interlocking eyes, they ran towards each other, shared a passionate embrace, a sweet kiss, a happily ever after…


*clap* clap*

A sample from http://nakanampucha.wordpress.com

Police cars from different countries…

(Scroll down carefully… Wag pasaway!!!)

japan-skyline
Japan (Nissan Skyline)

usa-viper
USA (Dodge Viper)

usa-corvette
USA (Corvette)

germany-audi
Germany (Audi)

italy-lamborghini
Italy (Lamborghini)

france-peugeot
France (Peugeot)

manila-finest
PHILIPPINES!!!

*nyahahaha!!! The best! And napansin niyo ba, pag sa mga action films, for Hollywood mga pinapasabog nila Ferrari, Jaguar, (or a copycat of that sort) pero sa Pinoy action films, mga karag-karag.


Extra post for you:

Johnny Deep

*nyar! how deep is Johnny Deep??!!

Store in Hinulugang Taktak, Antipolo

huh? what store?!

O ha! Sige nga… imemorize mo ang pangalan ng store! Tapos bili ka ng suka… hehehe… pero imbes na suka, baka dugo ng daga ang mabili mo! Hahaha!

May meaning ba ang pangalan ng taxing ito?!

Ryrurorari

*sige nga bigyan mo ng meaning…

Vandals

O ayan ha…! Wag po tayo mag-”vandals”… *wag maging pasaway